♪ Roofing, roofing ♪
♪ Protect from the elements, rain snow and hail. ♪
♪ Got an armful of tiles. ♪
♪ And a nail gun that nails. ♪
♪ No time to mingle when we're putting down shingles. ♪
Alright fellas,
Time for lunch.
OK, got one for Mordo.
Rigby, Think Fast!
Noooooo!
Should've gone for it, dude.
If I was immortal like Skips I would gone for it.
Yeah, that would be awesome.
Being immortal must rule, right Skips?
Not really...
I bet you can survive in vacuum of space though.
Gotta breathe.
Being immortal doesn't change that.
Oh, oh, I got one!
Swimming one hour after eating.
That has never killed me.
OK, OK, if somebody cut off your head,
put it into a jar... .
Look fellas,
you got this immortality thing all wrong.
Hey, how did you become immortal anyway?
You don't want hear that...
Come on, pleeeease!
Yeah, pleeeeease!!
- Come on, Skips, yeah! - Please Skips, please please please!!
Alright!
I'll tell you how I got my immortality.
Yeah yo~!
A long time ago.
In a high school far far away.
Mr. Walks.
According to your permanent record
you've been expelled from three schools this year alone!
And this was due to... .
fighting and pugilistic tendencies?
Yeah... . I might have done some of that...
Well, one fight in my school, Mr. Walks,
and that means expulsion.
School is worthless to an adventurer such as me.
This is your last chance to graduate, Walks!
Do you wish to remain a scoundrel or better yourself?
Gareth!
Yes, Headmaster Bennet?
Show Walks to his locker!
I don't need your help, Gareth.
I can find my own way around.
Wait, Walks!
I cast no doubt upon your navigation skills,
oh great adventurer.
But do you know how to navigate socially?
Walks, follow me.
Over here we have the athletes and cheer directors.
And over yonder, bookish types.
Hawk! I hear some dramatics.
Alas, poor yorick.
And there's the Goths, mobs, and settlers.
Here is my clique.
♪ We welcome you, we welcome you! ♪
On behalf of the Immortal Student Council,
and Glee Club.
Welcome to your locker, Walks!
You should join us!
Why?
Nothing wins you more respect in school than student government!
Reginald Reginald, head is as big as a shed-ginald.
Hello Immortal Student Council,
how are we today?
I need a new diaper... .
Please, brother Klorgbane,
No wet Williams or wedged underclothes today.
Yeah, leave them alone.
Who's this?
Who dares interrupt Klorgbane?
I'm Walks!
You aren't scare me!
Leave them alone, or what?
Walks, huh?
Or what, huh?
Nobody touches me!
What's going on here?!
Ooooh, nothing.
We're just getting to know each other.
Yes.
Looks like we're really going to hit it off.
This isn't over.
Nobody's ever stood up to Klorgbane before.
Walks never walks away from a jerk.
Wooooowoooowooo!
You went to high school with all those guys?
Yeah, we have a long history together.
What do you expect from a bunch of immortals?
Wait, how did you get your immortality?
I'm getting to that.
So, lunch time rolled around.
And it seemed like everybody already had their tables all figure out.
There's a spot right here!
You're welcome to dine with me if you wish.
I errrr...
Do you wish to dine with me?
Beg pardon, err... yes, thank you, all I wish is...
Staring vacantly at my direction?
Ho ho ho, you got me.
Beg pardon again.
My given name is Desdemona, but...
you can call me Mona.
I'm Walks, as in... well...
Walks is as far as my name were shorten.
Oh, do you mean to say that no one calls you Alks?
Hard to believe that nickname never took role.
Ugh, it's terrible.
Hahaha, you must be new here.
No one eats the school lunch if they can be avoided.
Somehow the kitchen even ruins Apple Brown Betty.
Really, how does one even do that?
They are only four ingredients.
Walks.
My baby friends and I have a proposition for you.
What sort?
We'd like to formerly request that you
fight Klorgbane.
We believe it upon examination of this chart.
No need, I was going to fight him anyway.
Oh, splendid.
To assure Klorgbane's defeat we've begun design on a device called...
The fists of justice.
- Which will... - call off your design.
All the fists I need resign in my pockets.
Hear them out, Walks.
Our Archibald holds a very convincing illustration.
Like us.
Klorgbane the destroyer was created immortalã
He therefore can not be defeated by a mere mortal.
However, with a proper weapon,
A mortal of your strength and skill may prevail.
Let me see that.
Hmm, now I will consider that.
We do hope you will.
Anyway, at my last school.
Mona?
Mona, Mona, wait up.
Hey hey, what happened back there?
I turned around and you were gone.
I heard what you're planing.
I know you were sitting right across from me.
Well, I didn't like it. I thought we had a special connection, Walks.
But I am not into man who fight.
So, fairly well.
Wait, no, I don't fight.
Look, no fists.
Very funny.
No, Mona, please, forget about the fight.
We do have a connection.
Let's just get to know each other, go for a canoe ride perhaps.
I'm not really into canoes either.
Do you left this on the table?
You know, I'm not really in the litter bugs.
But I was willing to reconsider for you.
Hahaha, if you really want to get to know me.
We can use another set of hands making decoration on the prom committee.
That's where I spend my free time.
WÂ·here do I sign up?
Mona, everybody wants to know
What's the prom theme this year?
Well, it's an undersea theme
I envision some scallop shells here and over here...
What's happening, Mona?
Oh, it's just you, Walks.
Come down from there, help me with this.
Do you know anything about tools?
Of course, I am a great adventurer.
How many adventures have you actually been on?
Well, a lot.
I chased storms with the fellow named Samson some years back.
Well, this is a adventure is called Hammering Two Pieces of Wood together.
Walks, it's not just about force, take your time.
and if you aim this true, then...
The nail is driven in.
Mona, him? Seriously?
What do you want, Klorgbane?
To finish what we started.
Klorgbane, you are not worth it.
I won't fight you.
What?
I said I won't fight you.
You won't, or you can't? Coward!
Walks, that was so brave.
You use your words instead of violence.
How about these words, Mona? Do you wish to go out with me tonight?
Oh... hmm... alright.
Splendid.
See you at seven.
Wait, wait, your story was just about to get awesome.
And there was some mushy romance?!
I am sorry, Skips, but..
ouhh, I bit my tongue.
Skips, please continue.
So with his power unchecked,
Klorgbane did what he wanted.
Bennett was clueless.
What's that on your cravate?
To flee, we are not to flee.
Walks!
Reginald, what am I to do here?
Something must be done about Klorgbane, but if we fight
Bennett expel me and Mona will lose interest in me.
Oh, high school is so complicated.
But, Walks, you must. It's for the greater good.
Mona and Bennett will forgive you once they understand.
And this you promise.
Our promises are as good as gold.
After all, we are the student government.
Please, Walks, you are our only hope.
Yes, alright.
Wonderful.
You will have all people contact his people and set up a fight time and a place.
And it will not conflict with my time with Mona.
Of course not.
Fine. Now be gone.
I have a date.
Wow, the baby is finished the fist of justice.
Finally, we are getting to the good stuff.
So we spun and we spun and we spun and we spun,
Then we skipped and we skipped and we skipped.
Alright, we skipped around the school 3 times and now I'm startin to cramp up.
Oh, c'mon, one more loop.
I'm gonna to start calling you skips if you keep this up.
I really should go before the bell rings though.
Wait! Mona, before you go,
I have a gift for you.
A gift?
Oh! Walks, I love it!
Remember that time there was a B on your hat,
And I let you sit still for what felt like eternity until it flew away?
Yes.
With no B!
I only told you that so I can take you a photograph.
You got me right good.
Help me put it on?
There's just one more pressing matter.
Students!
Is there not some place else for you to be?
Quickly, what is it?
Will you go to the prom with me?
Of course I will!
Oh, Walks.
You've made me so happy.
That I shall skip for the rest of the day.
Slates at the ready for dictation, class.
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Friend, the fight is set for Saturday at eight p.m.
Same time as prom.
Will you attend?
Gareth,
That is the worst possible time!
This is the only time that Kolrgbane is available.
He surprisingly involved in a lot of extra curriculum.
But this will ruin everything with Mona!
You can still take her to the prom,
Simply say you have to go to the bathroom and then sneak out for the fight.
You can come right back for the - Walks, Gareth,
Eyes and ears in the front of the room.
Behind the auditorium at 8:00.
We'll bring the feasts.
Well well well,
you must be Walks.
That's correct Sir.
Desdemona, your date's here.
Be right down.
Take your time, you're growing up too fast.
Dad!
Are you new in town,Walks?
I don't remember you form Desdemona's earlier classes.
Ah, no Sir.
I just switched schools a lot because I keep getting expelled.
Oh, I see.
Here she comes!
Oh Mona!
You wore it!
I'll always wear it.
mom!
Oh Mona,you just got something on your face.
Stop!
I just don't want you to look like trash on your prom night!
She looks beautiful,
even with the junk on her face.
Let's go.
Take good care of her tonight.
Don't forget she's someone's little girl!
Don't mind him, tonight is going to be perfect.
Let's keep it clean tonight, Eugene.
I don't want a repeat of last year.
Isn't this so magical?
I don't mean the bows,
But aren't our decorations are not just the epitome of enchantment under the sea?
Oh they are.
I truly do feel there's someone riding the waves of the dream.
And I have the entire weight of the ocean upon my shoulders.
Yes... well we all interpret the theme in our own ways.
I am sorry Mona, I could use a refreshment.
Would you like some refreshment? I will give us some refreshment.
Al... right.
Here you are Mona.
I drank all mine before I can make it back to you uh...
It seems to have made its way through my system at the pace of steam engine.
So now I really need to use the bathroom if you pardon me again.
Walks, it's not even remotely possible for Punch to digest that quickly.
But you see I...
Do you not absolutely love this song?!
Dance in style. Let's dance for a while.
- Come on! - No I don't particularly err...
This is why you've been acting so strange?
Yes.
Don't be silly, some of the greatest adventures can be had on the dance floor!
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit life is a short trip
The music's for the sad men
Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders
We're getting in tune the music's played by the madmen
Forever young
I want to be forever young
It's 8 o'clock! Where is my opponent?
- Walks will be here. - Do not worry.
But just in case, I will go give him a reminder.
I want to be...
What is it Walks?
Is something amiss?
Walks!
No... everything is perfect.
- I-I-I just... - Oh Walks!
The photographer has arrived.
Let's pose for a prom portrait!
Come on! It only takes 10 minutes.
Enough!
If Walks will not come to me,
Then I wil go to him!
Klorgbane, no!
Are you sure all is well?
I can't help but feel that you are trying to escape.
No, of course!
I am exactly where I wish to be!
Walks!
Did you think I wasn't going to come looking for you?
Think you can just be a no show?
Our fight started at 8!
Fight? But... Walks!
It wasn't meant to unfold like this, Mona. I'm sorry.
Mona!
Klorgbane!
So you are the instigator, Klorgbane!
Get out of my school!
You blind old fool!
Don't you see, this is my school!
Somebody do something!
Walks!
Klorgbane!
Walks! The fist of justice!
Err... a little busy right now Gareth.
Let me at him!
Archibald, don't be a hero!
Immortal student union and glee club.
Tally hoooooo!
Deliver the fists!
Fist of justice eh? Well I've been busy in metal shop too.
Walks!
Give it up! Walks!
Walks never walks away from a bully.
Don't you see, Walks.
I rule this school and everyone in it!
You're a fool to challenge me.
I've waited a long time for this.
Walks!
Mona!
Walks! The fists!
No, no more!
Agreed! No more!
No more fear, no more bullying, no more Klorgbane.
Mona, Mona!
She was the only woman I've ever loved.
I have a few rough years after that.
And then... one day.
Nice pad.
It's not bad. We split rent five ways.
Walks, by our calculation.
Klorgbane's orbit will return him to earth 157 years from now.
He will harm other.
Brave Walks, will you become immortal and fight him when he returns?
I'll do it.
Immortality has a price.
You will outlive your family.
You will see loved ones come and go.
I've already lost the one I love.
Now, choose a name to be reborn on to.
I've chosen...
Skips.
And that's how I became immortal.
I will skip till the end of the eternity.
It's my way of being close to her.
Dude, that was kind of a downer.
And did you even graduate? Cause...
You didn't even say you... Aow!
Well boys! Break is over, go downstairs and grab some more shingles.
Man, I'm so glad I am not immortal.
Yeah man.